At the risk of causing an outbreak of yawning, slumping and general shoulder shrugging, I'll say again, 'I take an awful lot of normal images'...as in see, point , shoot, process...upload...off they waft into interwebland, clasping shiny new lunchboxes but in trepidation of having their heads stuffed down the toilet or even worse..their hat debobbled as they jostle about in the great playground of online image libraries. Now then that dosn't stop me having a photographic flex in other directions, you dear reader will have probably put yourself through some form of visual torture tackling some of the Galleries I've posted and without further ado...here is some new stuff. Now these are on the road to somewhere so not fully fledged yet but have a look anyway..tweaked the website a bit as well just to keep it all smelling a bit fresher.
.....like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel, a ukulele fave but this is supposed to be about photography and ( wait for it) here comes the link...I have a round eyepiece on the D700..staggering...there must be more, well I'd have one on the D750 but seeing as Mr Nikon under engineered a lot of the outside, all I have is a rectangular one that pops off once the over stuffed camera bag is opened. And continuing this thread where I hold the D750 by it's ankles and give it a botty smack...3, yes only 3 multi exposures available for one file...I'm shaking my head and popping my shoulders at that one, where was I ..Oh yes the D700 with the big round rubber eyepiece, and dear reader the ability to take 10, yes 10 multi exposures per image file, not sure about you but I'm losing the will to live on this one, lets cut to the chase. Old Skool D700 set up to take six in camera multi exposures, tickle of EV and auto gain switched on camera clamped to eye and rotated whilst the operator stands as still as possible, lets skim over the hands , arms elbows and things wafting about,but yes, as still as possible. Now what if we point the lens at Mother Nature and see if anything escapes from the delete pile...here you go then. Oh Eden Project down in Cornwall...
What's all this then????
An unyeilding torrent of Photo babbel full of unconfirmed facts and manufactured photo drivel.. take from it what you like, it won't change the world but may leave you feeling nauseous...