..... I have a rummage around and see if there is another yet untickled batch of files lurking in a forgotten nest of folders...well there always is...when there really is nothing to do I'll set about applying some logic to this shermozzle of slipshod cataloguing. Well here is one from a soggy thursdays Lightroom tickling....and then shoved into Photoshop for a meaty spank. This was as flat and as grey as my current hair regime.
Cold grey flat wet day on the North East coast of England... one of those days when you think that nothing will be usable well if you go on my youtube channel you'll find an old tutorial that shows you how to dredge up all manner of stuff from the flatest of files here's a link Flat landscape ...eh will sit down and record a pile more soon...not much more work to go on the farmhouse now with July being my deadline to get back out and get snapping...properly.
As you, dear reader , will know, the Bugle Blog often stands proud, one hand on hip, the other holding a crystal cut glass of Chablis, resplendant in it's Burgundy quilted smoking jacket with gold brocade, Turkish slippers embracing it's feet and fedora with matching swan feather .......depositing nuggets of marmite flavoured images to those brave enough to look. These often cause the viewer to cock one eyebrow, sometimes have both corners of their mouth turned downwards or shake their heads and move on to those really funny Cat videos available on all good social media sites. There is a Yang to all this Ying, bare knuckles versus Marquis of Queensbury, Batman v Superman...although that looks a bit rubbish from the trailers.... yes it's a place where the images are unfaffed, realistic, representative and totally unbothered by that marmite coated image jiggery pokery stuff...it's work for Image Libraries. Cold shivers upon the mention of keywords, gasping and sobbing at the endless hours spent cleaning up dust, correcting vertcals wafting away chromatic abberations and the lonely hours spent uploading...the green percentage bar lighting the sweat stained sobbing creature rocking back and forth in the corner of the office crying 'Enough....enough....this is the highest resolution image you fiend...'
Anyway peel them back because this is what one gets up to when the rain here in Brittany has a breather...4 feet here on the Mont d'Arree..I didn't see that in the brochure. (All images available from your favourite online retailers...no agents will call)
What's all this then????
An unyeilding torrent of Photo babbel full of unconfirmed facts and manufactured photo drivel.. take from it what you like, it won't change the world but may leave you feeling nauseous...